I shall have four children…
1) My first daughter shall be named Stacy, and my wife, Stacy’s Mom will have it going on.
2) My first son shall be named Luke, then I can say to him “Luke, I am your father”.
3)My second daughter shall be named Narnia, whenever I get something for her I shall proclaim, “For Narnia!”.
4)My last son shall be named Sparta, thus when I introduce him, I shall announce, “THIS IS SPARTA!”.